Friday, November 7, 2008

9 Words women use

I got this in an email from my friend in Texas and it cracked me up, enjoy, we could all use a little laughter!


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, 'cause they know it's true!!!


Sans Pantaloons said...

It is all true. I once took Go Ahead literally and had a glass ashtray bounce off my head.

When I complained about this I was chased by a pair of scissors.
I learned.

G'ma Nasus said...

Weeellllll !!! Go figure:

#1-They don't listen in the first place.

#2-They don't care what you think, they are going to do it their way anyway.

#3-You can explain it to them until h--- freezes over and they will never undersatand it anyway.

#4- They know if they annoy us long enough or piss us off we will go ahead and do it ourselves and they are back at point "0".

Which is: #0-Not listening, not caring, not doing anything in the first place because that's what they think they got a wife for in the first place!!

Superwoman said...

Sans Pantaloons- lol, it's good you learned!

g-ma nasus- hee hee, it's true, we truly are two species, male and female, we definitly see the world very differently! I'm glad to have my sushiboy though! Those two different views help the world be complete!

bon said...

Oi. Is soooo true.

G'ma Nasus said...

Yessmmm. We compliment each other. The frosting isn't any good without the cake :)